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Poke The Flabby Dragons\r\n\r\nI can't help being fat! I'm just a dragon who is exercise challenged. Its not fair to have both my partners prodding me to do something I'm not designed for.
620x231 66874 bytes 2003.06.15
Happy Birthday IAPW - 2 Years, 200 Comics!\r\n\r\nWooo! IAPW is TWO YEARS OLD and has 200 COMICS! Thanks you everyone who reads IAPW and has supported the comic for the last two years. IAPW would probably not have lasted this long if it wern't for you. Ok, speach is over, now everyone grab a plate and line up for some cake!
620x231 52072 bytes 2003.06.15
How IAPW Is Inspired\r\n\r\nAnother strip inspired by the mold incident. We only discovered the mold after Aneirin left for work and we were paniced about how we were going to deal with it until we calmed down and though about it logically, then went to the stores looknig for bleaches and antiseptics to kill and clean the mold. We phoned Aneirin at work to tell him what was going on which gave him a good excuse to leave work early.
620x408 125358 bytes 2003.06.09
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620x231 64408 bytes 2003.06.09
How To Test For Bad Air\r\n\r\nWe had the idea of using Budger to test for bad air as he usually gets sick before work needs to be done so if we ever need to clean mold again he will get sick letting us know it needs doing again. Besides he looks funny painted yellow.
620x231 60331 bytes 2003.06.01
How Not To Dry Carpet\r\n\r\nFirst we vacuumed up the mold then washing down the carpet with antiseptic diluted in hot water. This killed and removed the mold but left us with a large wet spot on the carpet. Budger's first suggestion was to use his fire breath but as we know from previous experience, Budger's breath is NOT the best way to dry things off.
620x231 54630 bytes 2003.05.31
Convenient Sickness\r\n\r\nAt first I thought Budger was suffering the same thing the rest of us were but I realise now, every time some major chore needed to be done around the house, Budger has been too sick to do anything useful. He seems to have a Temporal Energy Sense that allows him to know when he will be needed to expend energy in the near future and gets sick two days before.
620x231 64215 bytes 2003.05.31
Smell? What Smell?\r\n\r\nBleach is wonderful. Too much exposure to the fumes and you can't smell a thing. Moomin came up the stairs and all he could smell was the bleach and antiseptic and commented that it smelt like a swimming pool.
620x231 62247 bytes 2003.05.25
Growing Mold Gracefully\r\n\r\nThis is based on a true story. For a month I was wondering why I was always waking up with headaches and feeling run down, until we noticed some mold on the carpet beside the sofa. When we moved the sofa, the entire carpet underneath was a thick blanet of mold. The fumes from it were slowly poisoning us, making us ill.
620x231 64456 bytes 2003.05.17
Save The Planet\r\n\r\nAra's Law #58: Never eat leftover pepperoni and garlic cheese pizza, with the lot, right before going to bed.
620x231 63601 bytes 2003.05.17
When Two Tell A Story\r\n\r\nThey say 'two heads are better than one' and in most cases this is true, except when telling bedtime stories. Dream is much better at telling them than I am and Wai loves the stories he tells. Maybe I should write them down as he tells them so we can publish them as kids books for others to enjoy.
620x231 57414 bytes 2003.05.11
Dragon Plaything\r\n\r\nWhat else would a 75 foot long dragon do if a smaller beachball-shaped dragon would roll past?
620x231 48204 bytes 2003.05.11
A Belly With Two Heads\r\n\r\nI can't help it! I love fatty foods like doughnuts, pizza, cheese, pastries, pies, etc. But they taste so gooooood! Besides Aneirin can rent us out now as a bouncy castle to children's parties.
620x231 60299 bytes 2003.05.04
Moldy Dreams\r\n\r\nUrf. Something smells strange, and I have haven't been sleeping very well, constantly feeling run down, tired and not very well in general. And these dreams! What do they mean??? In the meinwhile I'm keeping everyone else from sleeping too which is more annoying that just being unable to sleep properly myself.
620x408 65146 bytes 2003.05.04
Don't We Wish\r\n\r\nShamless vore strip =P. This was a random silly idea we have been kicking around for months and finally made it happen. Budger is the Pipse dragon and he's doing what we're been wanting for a long time - to give Britteny the munch.
620x231 53333 bytes 2003.04.28
Getting A Lift\r\n\r\nDream and I may be a two headed dragon but we are a fat two headed dragon. We have to rely on a little help from Vitty to get around. Dream has already been poking my side to get us fit again. Uurrfff.
620x231 56258 bytes 2003.04.28
Did We Do That?\r\n\r\nMany people believe Dragons can breath fire, but I've never believed that until I saw 'Reign of Fire' which found a plausable method of breathing fire, as in having two glands that excrete chemicals together to make a type of napalm. I've wondered if I have any latent fire breathing ability, besides when Dream and I eat chilli.
620x231 64185 bytes 2003.04.20
Getting Reaquainted\r\n\r\nWai is an amazing child. She has already adapted to Dream's and my new form though names for us is a little confusing seeings Dream is like a second father to her. Having her mother and father in one body does lead to some confusion.
620x231 54731 bytes 2003.04.20
Spending Time Together\r\n\r\nIts a wonderful thing being made whole. Having both Dream, Aneirin and Wai in my life has made me complete in so many ways. As strange as our relationship seems, its a beautiful balance between the three of us, each completing the other, all of us making up a whole. Some astute readers will know this hasn't been the first time Dream and I have shared a body.
620x231 62308 bytes 2003.04.13
..Eventually\r\n\r\nUrf.. blackout! Can't see what's happened! Looks like we will have to wait for the power to come back on. How ley energy can disrupt a suburban power grid is beyond me though... Special thanks to my mate DreamDancer who helped with the special effects on this strip and writing the current storyline.
620x231 74349 bytes 2003.04.13
Let's Get Together\r\n\r\nI've always thought of Alchemy and magic as being akin to cooking. Little bit of this, a little bit of that; rose petals, sulphur and bat guano. And as many plants have healing properties so why not others have arcane uses besides spicing up your roast beef?
620x408 111861 bytes 2003.04.08
Book Of The Ancients\r\n\r\nOne of the great things about reincarnation is you can leave a legacy to your successor which means you can take everything with you. Dragons tend to make things last forever, passing things from generation to generation. Funny though, Dragons probably didn't use books, and if they did the journal would be three times this size (but you're not suppose to notice things like that).
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Two Halves Of A Whole\r\n\r\nHave you ever met a stranger and had the strong feeling that you hav known them before from somewhere? a past life perhaps? DreamDancer and I have always felt a connection ever since we met and when we grew closer we found we were the two halves of a whole.
620x481 82108 bytes 2003.04.03
We've Gone Bannanas\r\n\r\nBiblism finger fink. Obligatory quotient joke fellow. Coconut concertina cosmological argument. Banks fall fish story. Inculpate minuteman! Stress certify lecithin? Hard-hearted dill, I domineer mindreader setuple garden fly honysuckle garbage poultry rimfire? GREENPEACE!! Change is the ultimate solution. - the Funniest Joke in the Universe (Deep Space Nine)
620x231 59897 bytes 2003.03.31
We Interrupt This Program...\r\n\r\n.. A quick G'day before we go back to the game...
620x231 70247 bytes 2003.03.31
YAAAY! STEEL BATTALION\r\n\r\nWe have been waiting for this game for over a year, ever since it was announced. The joke in this strip has been around since this time last year when the Xbox was lanuched in response to all the stupid things people said initially about the Xbox (one was that the Xbox was so big it could crush a child if it fell on them). Originally we were gonig to drop the Xbox itself on one of these lamers but as we have SB now (which is a bigger box) we thought this would be more fitting.
620x231 62736 bytes 2003.03.23
Cash In Hand Please\r\n\r\nMurphy's Law states that whenever you join a queue, the person at the front of the line will stuff around and hold up the line while every other queue will move rapidly - until you move to another queue in frustration, then the queue you just joined will stop for one reason or another and all the others will keep going. Guaranteed to happen.
620x231 65387 bytes 2003.03.23
Are You Being Served?\r\n\r\nEver noticed that while there is never anyone waiting at the Deli, the number is way above or below the number you have? (or at anyplace that has 'take a number'? We get this in both England and Australia so I can only assume its a world-wide universal phenomenon.
620x231 60413 bytes 2003.03.23
Supermarket Sweep\r\n\r\nDon't be fooled - those mild-mannered, soft speaking kindly little old ladies are really raging maniacs when they want to be! Their slow pace is a deception! you have no idea how fast these elderly people can move on pension day! I have trolly-wheel marks along my back to prove it too!
620x231 58155 bytes 2003.03.23
The Fast and the Dead\r\n\r\nHave you ever gone into the supermarket and found all the trolleys are gone? Where do they all go? I recon half of them are out socialising in the carpark with trolleys from other department stores! These strips were suppose to have been launched nearly four months ago, just after I got to England but other scripts needed to be done first. The problems of not doing this strip daily.
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