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Cash In Hand Please\r\n\r\nMurphy's Law states that whenever you join a queue, the person at the front of the line will stuff around and hold up the line while every other queue will move rapidly - until you move to another queue in frustration, then the queue you just joined will stop for one reason or another and all the others will keep going. Guaranteed to happen.

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YAAAY! STEEL BATTALION\r\n\r\nWe have been waiting for this game for over a year, ever since it was announced. The joke in this strip has been around since this time last year when the Xbox was lanuched in response to all the stupid things people said initially about the Xbox (one was that the Xbox was so big it could crush a child if it fell on them). Originally we were gonig to drop the Xbox itself on one of these lamers but as we have SB now (which is a bigger box) we thought this would be more fitting.

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We Interrupt This Program...\r\n\r\n.. A quick G'day before we go back to the game...

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We've Gone Bannanas\r\n\r\nBiblism finger fink. Obligatory quotient joke fellow. Coconut concertina cosmological argument. Banks fall fish story. Inculpate minuteman! Stress certify lecithin? Hard-hearted dill, I domineer mindreader setuple garden fly honysuckle garbage poultry rimfire? GREENPEACE!! Change is the ultimate solution. - the Funniest Joke in the Universe (Deep Space Nine)

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Two Halves Of A Whole\r\n\r\nHave you ever met a stranger and had the strong feeling that you hav known them before from somewhere? a past life perhaps? DreamDancer and I have always felt a connection ever since we met and when we grew closer we found we were the two halves of a whole.

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Book Of The Ancients\r\n\r\nOne of the great things about reincarnation is you can leave a legacy to your successor which means you can take everything with you. Dragons tend to make things last forever, passing things from generation to generation. Funny though, Dragons probably didn't use books, and if they did the journal would be three times this size (but you're not suppose to notice things like that).

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Let's Get Together\r\n\r\nI've always thought of Alchemy and magic as being akin to cooking. Little bit of this, a little bit of that; rose petals, sulphur and bat guano. And as many plants have healing properties so why not others have arcane uses besides spicing up your roast beef?

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..Eventually\r\n\r\nUrf.. blackout! Can't see what's happened! Looks like we will have to wait for the power to come back on. How ley energy can disrupt a suburban power grid is beyond me though... Special thanks to my mate DreamDancer who helped with the special effects on this strip and writing the current storyline.

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Spending Time Together\r\n\r\nIts a wonderful thing being made whole. Having both Dream, Aneirin and Wai in my life has made me complete in so many ways. As strange as our relationship seems, its a beautiful balance between the three of us, each completing the other, all of us making up a whole. Some astute readers will know this hasn't been the first time Dream and I have shared a body.

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Getting Reaquainted\r\n\r\nWai is an amazing child. She has already adapted to Dream's and my new form though names for us is a little confusing seeings Dream is like a second father to her. Having her mother and father in one body does lead to some confusion.

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Did We Do That?\r\n\r\nMany people believe Dragons can breath fire, but I've never believed that until I saw 'Reign of Fire' which found a plausable method of breathing fire, as in having two glands that excrete chemicals together to make a type of napalm. I've wondered if I have any latent fire breathing ability, besides when Dream and I eat chilli.

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Getting A Lift\r\n\r\nDream and I may be a two headed dragon but we are a fat two headed dragon. We have to rely on a little help from Vitty to get around. Dream has already been poking my side to get us fit again. Uurrfff.

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Don't We Wish\r\n\r\nShamless vore strip =P. This was a random silly idea we have been kicking around for months and finally made it happen. Budger is the Pipse dragon and he's doing what we're been wanting for a long time - to give Britteny the munch.

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Moldy Dreams\r\n\r\nUrf. Something smells strange, and I have haven't been sleeping very well, constantly feeling run down, tired and not very well in general. And these dreams! What do they mean??? In the meinwhile I'm keeping everyone else from sleeping too which is more annoying that just being unable to sleep properly myself.

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A Belly With Two Heads\r\n\r\nI can't help it! I love fatty foods like doughnuts, pizza, cheese, pastries, pies, etc. But they taste so gooooood! Besides Aneirin can rent us out now as a bouncy castle to children's parties.

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Dragon Plaything\r\n\r\nWhat else would a 75 foot long dragon do if a smaller beachball-shaped dragon would roll past?

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When Two Tell A Story\r\n\r\nThey say 'two heads are better than one' and in most cases this is true, except when telling bedtime stories. Dream is much better at telling them than I am and Wai loves the stories he tells. Maybe I should write them down as he tells them so we can publish them as kids books for others to enjoy.

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Save The Planet\r\n\r\nAra's Law #58: Never eat leftover pepperoni and garlic cheese pizza, with the lot, right before going to bed.

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Growing Mold Gracefully\r\n\r\nThis is based on a true story. For a month I was wondering why I was always waking up with headaches and feeling run down, until we noticed some mold on the carpet beside the sofa. When we moved the sofa, the entire carpet underneath was a thick blanet of mold. The fumes from it were slowly poisoning us, making us ill.

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Smell? What Smell?\r\n\r\nBleach is wonderful. Too much exposure to the fumes and you can't smell a thing. Moomin came up the stairs and all he could smell was the bleach and antiseptic and commented that it smelt like a swimming pool.

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Convenient Sickness\r\n\r\nAt first I thought Budger was suffering the same thing the rest of us were but I realise now, every time some major chore needed to be done around the house, Budger has been too sick to do anything useful. He seems to have a Temporal Energy Sense that allows him to know when he will be needed to expend energy in the near future and gets sick two days before.

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How Not To Dry Carpet\r\n\r\nFirst we vacuumed up the mold then washing down the carpet with antiseptic diluted in hot water. This killed and removed the mold but left us with a large wet spot on the carpet. Budger's first suggestion was to use his fire breath but as we know from previous experience, Budger's breath is NOT the best way to dry things off.

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How To Test For Bad Air\r\n\r\nWe had the idea of using Budger to test for bad air as he usually gets sick before work needs to be done so if we ever need to clean mold again he will get sick letting us know it needs doing again. Besides he looks funny painted yellow.

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How IAPW Is Inspired\r\n\r\nAnother strip inspired by the mold incident. We only discovered the mold after Aneirin left for work and we were paniced about how we were going to deal with it until we calmed down and though about it logically, then went to the stores looknig for bleaches and antiseptics to kill and clean the mold. We phoned Aneirin at work to tell him what was going on which gave him a good excuse to leave work early.

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Happy Birthday IAPW - 2 Years, 200 Comics!\r\n\r\nWooo! IAPW is TWO YEARS OLD and has 200 COMICS! Thanks you everyone who reads IAPW and has supported the comic for the last two years. IAPW would probably not have lasted this long if it wern't for you. Ok, speach is over, now everyone grab a plate and line up for some cake!

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Poke The Flabby Dragons\r\n\r\nI can't help being fat! I'm just a dragon who is exercise challenged. Its not fair to have both my partners prodding me to do something I'm not designed for.

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No Frequent Flyers Points Here\r\n\r\nI know I've used this joke before but its a goodie as it does emphisise that a fat two-headed dragon cannot fly. All the more reason for us to lose weight. But on the plus side, we do get a good work out flapping those huge wings and in the summer everyone can sit behind us and enjoy the cooling breeze.

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Baker Truck Challenge\r\n\r\nWhat else would you use for motivation for a fat dragon? Nothing like a truck full of doughnuts to get wanting to chase it!

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Try A Different Approach\r\n\r\nOk, normal exercising isn't working so we will try Dream's idea and help out at the Horse Training Centre. Dream loves horses and he enjoys spending time looking after them and training them. I guess we will give it a try as it will help us and the horses.

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