Moire Dziva is a dragon for my comic's not entirely distant future. Moire is a kind of pattern produced when newsprinted images are scanned without proper dithering methods, and Dziva is an african god of deception.\r\n\r\nHmm.

I don't think I can quite count this as Beefcake, since it's, y'know, all bishy. Maybe I can call it Soapcake, since he'd better not drop it.\r\n\r\nMusical inspiration: "I wanna be a male model", Pansy Division