Ooooo insect fable picture. The ant working hard on reaping his harvest, and the grasshopper working his hard on, reaping something else entirely. Hee hee. Well, I won't spoil the ending.

That mail delivery robot's using his outbox as an inbox! Is it capacious enough to contain this green demonic creature's sex? It sure doesn't look like it...

I strongly you robophiles out there to restrict your robotic sex rampages to properly engineered pleasure droids! Think of the robots!

I have such jittery caffeine heartbeat hands that buying a brush pen was nothing more than an exercise in masochism - but i use it anyway for this picture. The completely silly dodge and burn is also an exercise for my index finger which is now completely exhausted. Phew! What a workout!

I might ask myself, "why did I draw a frown on one of the bees?" I suppose, not having sex can be a little bit sad sometimes...

Arcas and one of his unnamed green friends getting ready for some anal bonding, because butts are cool.

There are about twenty massively horrible anatomy mistakes in this picture. Who ever heard of an anus that was an "outie"? I need to study more pornography...

Yep, looks like a big bad jelly monster is having his way with yours truly. The idea is that he's penetrated so deep, that he's kind of coming out the other side a little bit.

Three crocodiles try combining oral and anal sex into something new and fun... ornal sex?

This picture was inspired by a dream... a dream where I found a picture on the 'net with this sexual position. When you stop dreaming about sex and start dreaming about surfing for porn on the 'net, that's probably a good time to begin reevaluating your lifestyle choices, mm? ;)

Never piss off a gargoyle.

A lonely turtle practices oral sex on his big toe. Ummmm... yeah. He's got eyelashes AND eyebrows! an argon vile first! (after all this time?!)

Someone emailed me and said they liked my turtles. I could barely even remember drawing any, so I thought I'd try drawing another. The thought bubble thing was probably a bad idea, but the picture seemed too vanilla without it.

I read somewhere that gay male dolphins actually have sex this way, penetrating eachothers' blowholes. So here's a pair of dolphins having sex in their own unusual way. Oh yeah... I love your big brain...! Unh! unh!

Feeling lonely? Commit suicide and screw your own corpse. Consentual necrophilia yes!

Those two bees in the bottom left look to be maybe interested in more than sex, how adorable... I can imagine this scene ending with the four bees pairing off and becoming couples... aww wouldn't that be sweet?

This picture's confusing. The brown-eyed bee on the left is pressing up against a wall which I chose to make invisible, because otherwise it would block much of the picture.... It was poor foresight, but I really liked the angle so didn't want to change it. So yeah, he's pressing against an invisible wall.

Ah well, 'nuff said. One more to go!

Lots of really goofy anatomy blunders in this one.... but hey! Even porno movies have outtakes... sometimes stuff just doesn't go right. For the sake of continuity, I upload the picture anyway... The show must go on!

(sorry for the reupload, needed to correct a small mistake)

I can't believe they left the door open... Bees are so stupid. And all of honey going to waste... I hope the next bee brings some chicken nuggets or something, all this sex is making me hungry.

"Oops, I forgot my math book... umm what are you doing?"

I thought everything looked cool kind of pastelly like this, so I kept it this way. This is probably gonna turn into a series, in case you couldn't already tell!

Tambo and a green lizard participate in some kind of a masturbation contest, to see who can hit a far away target. But who won? Why, I think everybody wins in this kind of contest!

One of my friends, Devlin, told me a few weeks back that he liked this green demon I drew 18 months ago in a picture I called "one minute of fun". Considering the age of the picture I thought that was really special. In celebration of this rare kind of unprovoked positive feedback, I drew the same demon character again, but he came out totally different. :P

Anyway, so this is a new (or at least, uncommon) spin on the age-old concept of "tentacle rape". Or, maybe it's just another excuse to draw octopi.

I had fun drawing all 53 of his pointy ends. That's right, 53!... wah-ha-ha, i'm such a pervert. Oh and HEY! This character belongs to Ruby Weapon! No stealing.

A very violent-looking oral sex picture.... The horny purple thing looks really cute. I think I want one as a pet, as long as I can train it not to hump the faces of strangers.... only very good friends, and only after forming meaningful relationships. of course! ;)

A bat has sex with one of those cinnamon roll things. I had a conversation with someone about what the least sexually appealing food group was, and they said, "Grains"... Did I prove them wrong?

Ah, well, still, it's really gross and no, no please don't even consider doing this in real life... unless you're stranded for 5 years on some sort of really delicious island... then maybe...

A giant lizard slides his tongue around another lizard's underside... It's an adult picture, they're all about the same. The green lizard's tongue looks kinda like a really big vine, or something. This whole green lizard, looks very plantine.... weird.

The turtle helps to calmly quench the fires of lust which have built up inside this lusty demon, or something! ...I'm no good with metaphors and I find the whole idea of having a candle in that area kind of weird. I would imagine it burns faster and faster as the demon becomes aroused, and then maybe the turtle puts it out somehow. Isn't that cute? No, just weird!

A tender moment between Broken Wing, and his hands. Hee hee!

Hey, why isn't this anteater eating ants. Maybe he's a vegetarian. Are ants vegetables. They taste kind of like vegetables.

Armagon and Argon, well I mean our names are similar so I guess that means we have to have sex. If anybody out there finds poor anatomy and lazy photoshop effects arousing, then maybe this is exactly the picture for you!

A "rook" takes a "knight". Yeah I know this isn't actually very chess-related at all. Can you actually mate someone with a rook and a knight in chess? I can't think of how it would be done.

Comics are a lot of work, and I never like the end result! Oh well, anybody see Swordfish?

Blue demon-snake-beast sitting around jerking off. That's all well and good, but you're ruining our game of TRON(c) down here!

A dragon with the worst coloring scheme imaginable, and a rather plain looking porcupine. They are having sex. The dragon, in retrospect, reminds me of those dinosaurs from the macaroni commercials... I think he is simply too orange...