One demon roasts a hot dog while another demon invites you to do something. I'm uncertain what that something is, but i'm pretty sure it's an awful idea! Kids, say no to fire!

A pair of five-legged graffitotagging octopi. The blue one just finished and the violet one's getting a head start running from johnny law. Aww don't leave your friend behind! You're supposed to be a team.

Romance or robot rape? Can robots consent, and etc? Oh i'm just faking - i don't really care. I just wanted to draw something cute and mysterious.

Life begins at conception? Tell that to the brave souls in the unused sperm air force. Contraception is murder!

Sperm injury? How tragic.

What are seamen doing jumping from an airplane anyway? yuk. Please don't torment me about my clouds. They're probably the nicest clouds I'll ever draw...

I wonder if I'm the first person to draw a sperm deploying a parachute. There needs to be a "google-whack" style game for pictures. Like space aliens... and Pinnochio! Is there a picture with two things together?

Unused sperm air force. What's gonna happen to them? Stay tuned and find out.

I like how this crowd of sperm shows off my lazy style of randomly omitting facial features. No hair or mouth. Mouth but no hair. Hair and eyebrows. Eyebrows but no hair. Eyebrows and hair and sandwich, but no peanut butter or jelly. Wow, that guy got gypped.

Every day, it's the same boring breakfast.

(why is my imagination in the dentist's office? i don't like it here!)

Perhaps imagine that the dentist has sprouted teeth on his foot, and he is inspecting them. Or maybe pretend you are a tiny man trapped in this person's mouth, and the dentist has just discovered you.

Fantangulous! This kind of picture skirts the boundaries of what I consider "clean" but - i guess if Tarzan can leap crotch-first from vine to vine in a disney film, then maybe a loin-cloth is not necessarily so sexual... it still makes me uncomfortable here! Should i move it?

This is part one of a commission for a friend named "Benzen!" Commissioning was a fabulous experience and some day I hope I can give it another try. Maybe next time i will have a very shitty experience, so that I can develop a realistic impression of what this kind of business is supposed to feel like!

Blah blah. Some grown up demon holding some little baby demon. I was originally shooting birth-of-jesus-christesque but that doesn't work so well without the boobs. So maybe it's just a weird picture, okay?

The only thing I really like about this picture is the baby's teeth, which emerge from a part of his mouth which isn't really drawn in, but rather implied by the fact that there are teeth there. I don't know what I was thinking with all these squares and triangles on the older one. Maybe, satanic freckles.

Playing around with the "halftone" feature. It completely defeats any kind of compression algorithms!

This took me just over an hour to ink and color altogether - and while I apologize for the minimalist color, I think simplicity helps this picture for some reason. [secret: it also helps me finish way faster! shhh]

I'm not feeling moody at all - this picture is inspired by a "Mono Puff" song which is such a silly and obscure band that I'm not even going to bother telling you the song title... because there's just no way!

Nothing tragic here - just another lonely firefly with his butt off.

There's no football like paper football.

This pic's inspired a bit by "Metal Slug", a pretty awesome Neo Geo game. If real slugs were made of metal, I bet they'd get awesome reception with those long antennae of theirs.

I can eat all the garbage i want and I still lose weight as long as i eat nothing but garbage. It's called the garbage diet. It works for me, and it works for raccoons. Have you ever seen a fat raccoon? Therefore, try my diet.

A lizard doodle I drew in OpenCanvas because I have no paper to draw on! Maybe i could print out some paper....

A picture for Griffer. This one's completely digital.

I like how the background came out on this one, and i like the way the torso looks. My least favorite part of the picture is the arms, but that's the same with any picture I draw. Maybe I should become a sculptor, so that I can do away with arms altogether.

A picture I drew for Charmaster. Master of the chars. I messed up the hands but he said he liked it anyway, super-long nails and all. Charmastersward Scissorhands is (c) his player. Steal his character and he'll cut you up good.

I don't just "love" my car.... We're involved.

Sorry about the scraggly lines, this is the first and last picture I will ink in my sketchbook. The stuff is so very absorbent, it's like inking on toilet paper!

This picture makes no sense. If you understand it then you have gone crazy. I was going for a sort of "T-Shirt Sensibility" if you know what I mean. Something simple and iconic that you might find on a T-shirt or skateboard.

I'm imagining maybe he ate a stereo, and those weird corners in his upper chest are where the corners of the stereo kind of poke his skin outwards. Ha ha.

Anyway, I drew this guy in ballpoint pen at the beach. I was trying to draw him from memory so there were bound to be a few continuity errors. I think I'll name him "Antee" because I tried to draw him as a demon but he came out looking all anty.

Hey baby, where are you going? I got some great new game cards! Gobble gobble!

...no it's not a gamecock but that's a good guess! Whatever kind of bird he is, I'll bet he doesn't find a girlfriend for a long time! ....No, the Autumn Willow does not count as a girlfriend!

An philanthropic anthroplant picture I drew and inked back in January, but didn't find it until a few days ago, so I finally colored it... six months later. Half-assed backgroundery abounds because the rest of my ass was busy.

Telltale argon-vilisms present in this picture involve whiskers for no good reason, eyes with no real definition, and a thumb on the wrong side of the hand... It's not a mistake, it's my style!

An ant-demon-walkman hybrid creature listens to a cassette which has evidently been surgically implanted in his body. Wow! He must a really dedicated fan.

I used "Open Canvas" instead of photoshop this time, it lets the colors rub off on eachother a lot more which is good.

Maaaaaan, robots are good at everything.... I wish I was a robot.

Get out of my house or I will squeeze your nuts THIS hard! *cruuunnnnch*

No hair, facial features or muscles makes for a very androgenous-looking bug-demon... Actually something about the antennae makes this creature look somewhat feminine to me! I messed up the head a little, and got a little too playful with the feet, but overall I think it's a nice picture.

Sobek says, "eat your vegetables!"

Sobek is (c) Sobek Wanikami

This picture tells a cheerful story about three snakes jumping rope, and a far more tragic story about the global extinction of all trees except for one.... A lazier artist would only tell one story! See, i'm the good kind.