Okay, here we have the second version of page 33. There were a few things which I didn't like with the first one so this might look familiar to you! Hopefully I remain satisfied with this one. Oh yeah, I've got a Live Journal now too. Oh Yeah!

I apologize again to everyone who's emailed me. I appreciate all the things you've said (well most of the things at least!...) but hey, you know what I'm like. And yeah this act is taking much much more than the four or five pages I predicted at the time so for that too I apologize. I've been told that brevity is the 'soul of wit' so I really hope this doesn't seem dragged out. For some time now it's like I haven't been 'making this up' but rather 'choosing what happens', if that makes any sense. In any respect the end result will be the same. The only thing I'm really hoping for is a surprise. Bla bla bla...

To everyone who took the T-Sex Challenge...

... This is one of those rare times where your fate is pre-determined. Pretty wild eh?...

Now hang on...

Here we go again.

Sorry for not answering all your emails everybody but I've been pretty busy again. You know how it is eh?

So far I've got eight takers on the T-SEX Challenge. And one of them's a dragon! Tyrannosaurus SEX just LOVES dragons! So what do you think?

I think the Brazilian music helped me on this page. I can't speak Portugeuse but those folks down there have such a wonderful sense of desperation it's just perfect.

Contest time! You tell me whether or not she makes it out of the canyon. E-mail me and say she makes it or she doesn't. It's one or the other. Unlike the previous pages I now know what will happen. It has been decided. If your guess is correctamundo I shall draw your character with 25,000 cartoon dollars which can be redeemed in any participating comic. If you're WRONG I shall draw your character being raped up the ass by Tyrannosaurus SEX! Feeling lucky?...

When I was young I heard about this thing called the decline of Western Civilization and decided right then that that's something I want to be a part of. You are educated stupid dumb! Time-cube negates all Word-God!

This one's dedicated to all you vore-fetishists out there it's called You Got Good Taste! And go see Sin City. It's deadly to finally have a movie directed by an artist.

I changed my mind! This story is called Tyrannosaurus SEX and the Philosopher's Bone! The next chapter will be called The Mystery of the Big Crack...

... Are you with me on this?

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, this story is called 'Tyrannosaurus SEX and the Mystery of the Big Crack'. It's a mystery alright...

... And yes I see I did yet another spelling mistake on some page or something. Whatever.

Callin' on the dog! Callin' on the dog! And it's getting harder!...

Benjamin Netinyahoo was a pretty silly name too. I mean like Ya-HOOO! It's right up there with Ron Tugnut. Oh tug my nuts...

... But ol' Ron's a hockey player so it's very likely that he could kick your ass so shut up! Read on!...

Aw it's so sensitive! All this strip needs is Steve Jablonsky to compose the score and we're good to go. Hollywood here I come! I'm coming! I just keep coming and coming!

I Shouldn't listen to The Doors when I'm making comics. But then again some would argue that I shouldn't makes comics period. Bring out your dead!...

... An old army buddy of mine used to always say "Shit the bed!" when he was surprised which of course just cracked me up. I've always thought it was a great thing to say so here we are. Leej.

Zoics! After going through my gallery I found that I have actually drawn these cartoon dinosaurs before. I must have blacked out. Nevermind what I said previously to this strip, I won't be putting 'Brentosauruses' in my more serious stuff...

... But anyhow, don't you think Jaap De Hoop is a silly name? Hmm?

Tyrannosaurus Sex is copyright ahh never mind...

Why Lucy, your eyes are filled with tears.

My heart is filled with gladness! Oh look! The orchestra's getting ready! Dance with me George!...