The VCL doesn't seem to like BMP files so I changed this to jpg and will try it again. This was drawn in MS Paint and reduced panel by panel using Irfanview. The tricky thing about that is MS Paint doesn't have layers so this is drawn using no construction lines.

... Finally! Something I can do when I'm dunk! This is it on with the show this is it!

Well so much for my Yerf application...

This one's dedicated to all you Gucci bag carriers out there it's called You Got Good Taste!

Fuck. I might actually get more of this strip done if I wasn't laughing so much. I've got the 'giggle-snorts' so bad I'm doing this with tears in my eyes! I hope you all think it's funny too or else I'm CRAZY! Or am I?...

Why Lucy, your eyes are filled with tears.

My heart is filled with gladness! Oh look! The orchestra's getting ready! Dance with me George!...

Tyrannosaurus Sex is copyright ahh never mind...

Zoics! After going through my gallery I found that I have actually drawn these cartoon dinosaurs before. I must have blacked out. Nevermind what I said previously to this strip, I won't be putting 'Brentosauruses' in my more serious stuff...

... But anyhow, don't you think Jaap De Hoop is a silly name? Hmm?

... An old army buddy of mine used to always say "Shit the bed!" when he was surprised which of course just cracked me up. I've always thought it was a great thing to say so here we are. Leej.

I Shouldn't listen to The Doors when I'm making comics. But then again some would argue that I shouldn't makes comics period. Bring out your dead!...

Aw it's so sensitive! All this strip needs is Steve Jablonsky to compose the score and we're good to go. Hollywood here I come! I'm coming! I just keep coming and coming!

Benjamin Netinyahoo was a pretty silly name too. I mean like Ya-HOOO! It's right up there with Ron Tugnut. Oh tug my nuts...

... But ol' Ron's a hockey player so it's very likely that he could kick your ass so shut up! Read on!...

Callin' on the dog! Callin' on the dog! And it's getting harder!...

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, this story is called 'Tyrannosaurus SEX and the Mystery of the Big Crack'. It's a mystery alright...

... And yes I see I did yet another spelling mistake on some page or something. Whatever.

I changed my mind! This story is called Tyrannosaurus SEX and the Philosopher's Bone! The next chapter will be called The Mystery of the Big Crack...

... Are you with me on this?

This one's dedicated to all you vore-fetishists out there it's called You Got Good Taste! And go see Sin City. It's deadly to finally have a movie directed by an artist.

When I was young I heard about this thing called the decline of Western Civilization and decided right then that that's something I want to be a part of. You are educated stupid dumb! Time-cube negates all Word-God!

I think the Brazilian music helped me on this page. I can't speak Portugeuse but those folks down there have such a wonderful sense of desperation it's just perfect.

Contest time! You tell me whether or not she makes it out of the canyon. E-mail me and say she makes it or she doesn't. It's one or the other. Unlike the previous pages I now know what will happen. It has been decided. If your guess is correctamundo I shall draw your character with 25,000 cartoon dollars which can be redeemed in any participating comic. If you're WRONG I shall draw your character being raped up the ass by Tyrannosaurus SEX! Feeling lucky?...

So far I've got eight takers on the T-SEX Challenge. And one of them's a dragon! Tyrannosaurus SEX just LOVES dragons! So what do you think?

Here we go again.

Sorry for not answering all your emails everybody but I've been pretty busy again. You know how it is eh?

To everyone who took the T-Sex Challenge...

... This is one of those rare times where your fate is pre-determined. Pretty wild eh?...

Now hang on...