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Image: funtime.gif   450x316 14424 bytes 2002.04.14

Another random ass thing I found on my hard drive. It's everyone's favorite ass kicking, long eared tiger! okay... well, he's my favorite ass kicking long eared tiger... *sniff* :-p

Image: messy.gif   400x298 7585 bytes 2002.04.14

I found this on my hard drive... I vaguely remember doing it, but I don't remember why and if it's finished or if it was going to be part of something bigger... and I also have no idea why it's called "messy"... oh well :-p

Image: done.gif   553x650 66675 bytes 2002.01.25

Is this done? Why not?

Image: old_skool.gif   680x550 31920 bytes 2001.11.27

I've been watching a lot of these old cartoons lately, staying up late to do homework with cartoon network on in the background. Inked this with a brush. First time doing so. Makes things easier in the computer.

Image: dancin_shapes.gif   550x550 27561 bytes 2001.11.20

He's trapped in a field of colorful shapes... and he's okay with that....\r\n\r\nI might actually turn this into a new design for my web page. This or something similar.

Image: not_a_whole.gif   800x465 29489 bytes 2001.11.08

This is an illustration for a poem I wrote for class. The poem is below.\r\n\r\n(not) a (w)hole\r\nor\r\nWhat gets bigger the more you take out of it?\r\n\r\nLet me tell you what itís like to live with only one arm.\r\n\r\nIt sucks. A lot.\r\n\r\nThatís the short version. Hereís the long version:\r\n\r\nYou wake up in the morning, look next to you in bed, and become sad. You finally drag yourself out of bed after hitting the snooze four or five times. You canít help it, you arenít looking forward to facing the drudgery of the day with only one arm. You finally get up and hop in the shower. Your back goes unwashed. You dress yourself, picking out any old thing. Why does it matter? You only have one arm to put through one of the two sleeves. Who are you trying to impress? You hop on the bus because itís far too difficult to drive with only one arm. Who is going to point you in the right direction? You get to your destination, be it work, school, volunteer fire department, a court date to contest the reckless driving ticket, whatever. It doesnít matter, youíll only be able to give a half-armed effort anyways. You get home, and have more responsibilities that have to be done before the day is though. Homework, inventory, job application, dishes, laundry, writing a letter to your congressman, solving the socioeconomic problems of the world, whatever. It doesnít matter because it wonít get done. Youíre already out of energy due to not having another arm full of cells and blood to create more. You try to relax, but also to no avail. It takes two hands to play video games, do artwork, type with any sort of speed, play golf. The only thing you can do is sit and flip through the channels. Remotes only take one hand to operate. Finally, itís time to call your arm. But itís late, and she canít talk very long. You realize you had better go to bed too. You fall asleep, crying, staring at the empty space next to you.\r\n\r\nThere is one thing that you wouldnít think would be possible to do with one arm, but in fact is incredibly easy: dig a hole. Unfortunately, you need your other arm to climb back out. Who knows when youíll see her next.\r\n

Image: shirtless_shapes.gif   657x600 22827 bytes 2001.11.03

Same thing only with no lines. Just playing around, jumping on a bandwagon I suppose. Still, it looks neat.

Image: cycloptopuss.gif   576x600 63858 bytes 2001.11.03

This guy has been floating around in my doodles for a while. I suppose he's probably a subconcious combination of the alien guys from the Simpsons and Cyclopsenstien, an Aquabats character. Either way, I think it's a neat little throw away doodle thing.

Image: shirtless_dynamic.gif   657x600 32991 bytes 2001.10.31


Image: redrum.JPG   600x736 140896 bytes 2001.07.12

This picture came out of my more recent and quickly growing guilt for eating meat. I have set a goal for myself of becoming complete vegan within 1-2 years.\r\n\r\nMcDonalds lists the ingridents for their french fries as "potatoes, salt, and other natural flavors". Nobody ever tells you though, that those other natural flavors are that of flippin COW!! \r\n\r\nI re-did the background. It looks more my style now. Does it look better? Does it look spiffy? No, just more my style. I should stop hiding behind style.\r\n\r\nThis is the way the world works when the Shirtless Gunman lives. The wild childs (the more politically correct term, yet still offensive... also known as mutants, gene fucks, natures bastards, sub humans, and just plain animals) are forced by economy and society to basically be slaves to the humans, and to do jobs such as serving their own limbs to the upper class (humans) and middle class (humans, some monkey people that can pass as humans) in sandwich format so their families can survive. They were even foced to work in the factory where more of their race was made, before the first revolution that is.\r\n\r\nYeah, I gotta get workin on that comic book.

Image: althea_puzzle.JPG   500x731 93502 bytes 2001.06.29

I found the missing piece to my puzzle. Unfortunately, she lives across the flippin country.

Image: monkey_random.JPG   376x750 84387 bytes 2001.06.06

Someone told me that my personality (and physicality) is more akin to an ape than a tiger. So, here's Random, the purple monkey. Not that he'll stay a monkey or anything.\r\n\r\nI've been trying to produce a finished drawing a day. Maybe that's not a good idea if this is what they're going to turn out like. :-P

Image: althea_hug.JPG   700x690 102615 bytes 2001.06.06

A very sappy picture for someone very special.\r\n\r\nawwwww... *sigh*

Image: eat_worms.JPG   492x700 177940 bytes 2001.06.05

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me\r\nguess I'll go eat worms, oi oi oi\r\nLong thin slimy worms, short fat juicy worms\r\nitsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms, pick it up\r\ndown goes the first one, down goes the second one\r\noh, how they wiggle and squirm, oi oi oi\r\nLong thin slimy worms, short fat juicy worms\r\nitsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms, hup hup hey\r\n\r\nThat would make a really kickin ska song.\r\n\r\nSorry for whining.

Image: purpley_random.JPG   522x700 89778 bytes 2001.06.03

I had a big case of cabin fever (in Wisconsin, you get it all year round... unless your into getting drunk and / or cow tipping...) and I put on a black vest and red bowtie on over my white t-shirt and swimming goggles on my head, and jumped around the house to the Suicide Machines (notably the secret track cover song of Minor Threat's "I don't wanna hear it"... oh gosh, that song is flippin sweet!) Nobody was amused. \r\n\r\nI need to work on doing some more creative poses... :-\\\r\n\r\nDoesn't anybody ever feel bad for Elmer? I mean, really... Bugs is pretty darn mean to the guy. Yosemite Sam is another deal, that guy is an ass, Bugs can be as mean as he wants to him, but Elmer, he doesn't *really* want to shoot Bugs, every time he thinks he does he gets all sappy about it. Why can't you just leave the poor dope alone, ya big jerky rabbit?!

Image: random_outline.JPG   419x824 95400 bytes 2001.05.17

I'm playin around with some new body types, and Random is usually the subject of my experiments. I dunno... I like this type, and it seems to fit my style... but origional? Who knows.\r\n\r\nThick black outlines is also such a cheap overused trick, but it works. Don't know if I'll keep it or not. Definetly not for Shirtless and his world, but maybe just for random cartoonies.

Image: registration_500.JPG   661x607 106772 bytes 2001.04.23

The other day I had to sprint across campus to get my registration for fall semester in on time. I was tired. I'm out of shape.\r\n\r\nI drew a cartoon about it!

Image: stairs_500.JPG   722x630 107812 bytes 2001.04.23

After I had my run-a-thon, I came back to my tower of the dorms to find all the elevators broken. I live on the 15th floor. I'm out of shape.\r\n\r\nI drew a cartoon about it!

Image: happy_random.JPG   399x856 86685 bytes 2001.04.19

This is Random, dressed in my favorite outfit, happily dancing because he's going to be in a ska band! Fictitious people in a fictitious band. Yay! It's so silly that I can't draw that stupid logo, considering it's on a bunch of things I own. Shirt, hat, calendar, action figures... superman logo (c) and TM warner bros. Don't sue me! \r\n\r\noh crap, I just realized I completely forgot the dude's tail. grrr... I hate it when I do that.

Image: funky_shirtless.JPG   704x884 237067 bytes 2001.04.19

When I showed this to my friend she said "But... you didn't color in the lines..." She was dead serious. Nothing like a good friend to reduce your previously wonderful art to modern stylistic crap. heh.

Image: Dr_Worm.JPG   448x449 76176 bytes 2001.04.11

"They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real Doctor, but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. And I like to play the drums. I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism. I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums. I'll leave the front unlocked, cuz I can't hear the doorbell." \r\n\r\nI am Dr. Worm. \r\n\r\nLyrics (c) They Might Be Giants (they might be flippin gods, as far as I'm concerned!)

Image: myhero.jpg   607x800 94360 bytes 2001.03.19

"Hero Worship"\r\n\r\nThis is another big production of the dudes in their final designes. Well, almost. I still have to design a backpack for Snitch. \r\n\r\nI really like this picture. In it, Snitch emulates his reluctant hero.\r\n\r\nImage and characters and all other junk contained is copyright me.\r\n\r\nmwahaha.

Image: muffsnit.JPG   542x866 302242 bytes 2001.03.19

"Shirtless Preview"\r\n\r\nThe first major production image of the two biggest characters in my more serious world. "The Shirtless Gunman" and "Snitch"! I am currently in production of a comic book featuring these dudes. Snitch has changed into a monkey since this picture (see the picture "Hero Worship"). It fits him better than this ugly kitten thing.\r\n\r\nThis picture does a very good job of summing up their relationship, which is the main focus of the comic. Well, that and Shirtless' past.

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