Ta-da! New little cartoon critter created by me!

They need a name better than cock critters, I think, so if you have an idea; tell me! Email me or find me on Furcadia (I'm usually there as FareHire).

If you don't like them; tough! I'm gonna draw them anyway.

Hee... They're so funny... And hard to kill! They get choked a lot, but don't die from it, and have such bad hayfever (they sneeze a LOT) that it's a wonder they're usually so healthy!

The clearer but scruffier colouring. And with words in case no one got it the first time.

Colepiocephale

Probably relating to the thickness of pachycephalosaurus-type dinosaur's skulls rather than them being dumb. Ah well!

There are other similar ones with names that translate like this but I like this one.

Just for the artist who'll be colouring Blowblow1.jpg for me. Nothing fancy, just a hint at the colours. Which largely consist of brown...

Oh, and being a brown hare (with brown hair) I can have a white chest and belly, too. Only reason I don't normally put that in is 'cause I'm lazy.

See phone

Based on a true story.

...Not sure why the file name is "C" phone but I'll go with a nonsense pun.

Crocomire monster girl

Monster girls are cool.

Species this is based on is from the Metroid games.

Frightfully rude picture, I apologise.

Demon sheep turret

Weird doodle I did. There's some sort of battle going on in the background I think? And he's... Um... "Growing" on a wall, like the battlements of a castle... Can't remember much else. I think he's helping one of the sides.

Dino us (unfinished)

A whole set of unfinished pics, including part of the original motivation for pachycephalosaurus (motorcycle helmets). 'Cause that shiny new relationship died early.

Probably move this to Sketches later.

Dolphin bodybuilder

Dolphins have prehensile penises. Therefore they must have a fair amount of muscle there. Therefore if they were to bodybuild...

Pretty old pic now... But I still like the concept.

Dominatrix Tauren 1

I don't buy the gentle voice crap, Tauren girls are made to be badass!

Dominatrix Tauren 2

I know the legs are a mess in these 2 pics, but I have better upcoming.

Taurens belong to Blizzard, but these 2 aren't meant to be any particular characters.

Know what's not around a lot? Girl raping guy.

Not so much a fetish of mine, but a common threat/joke, and something I seriously felt like doing before the donkey-guy of my pics consented to sex with me.

He would have so deserved rape, though. Hyping up a girl sexually and then not talking to her because of your own religious insecurities? MEAN!

Do not count

A more downbeat one. Aw.

I am okay. Just venting and practicing at the same time.

For those who worry too much; I'm fine, no worries.

I have a thing for breaking in (male) virgins.

And when I target one who then goes and escapes me, it makes me want to rip his urethra out.

Just so you know.

Finally go around to scanning this.

I think the worst bits are the patterns in blue... Oh, well. Dragon.

Dream monster/mummy

Weird dream/nightmare I had included this repeatedly attacking me, normally by falling down on me from the darkness of a ceiling...

It's more female than male and I'm not sure it's in great condition under those bandages (the blood's a clue), though it's still pretty strong and I think it's still alive.

My dreams can be SO awesome!

Male Loco (nightsabre) on Dressex (night elf)

Yay!

Species belong to Blizzard, characters belong to me. Pic before I realised that Loco (kitty) is in fact a female.

I love my nelfboys.

Drinker dino

"Drinker" is a type of dinosaur. Honest!

Ooh, kinky.

I did fanart for the famous Dustyn (of his character and a random grey lopeared bunnygirl) and he never replied... Oh, well.

Felt like doing an elephantman/elephant furry. And did.

Fact: Elephants actually have knees. Makes the leg-adaption easier.

What surprises me is that the background seems so cold even though it's done in warm colours...

Old pic. Started off with the elf, but then she went crappy as my focus turned to the huge catman. He came out well, at least.

And thank you random conversations.

Don't mind the giffiness, it was smaller to start off with.

Everytime We Touch

I get music stuck in my head when it fits my mood, okay? Don't judge me on this!

...Yeah, I'm the pink Louie.

Faceless form 1

Redesigning my look. What do you think? This is the completely-bald look. Otherwise it's pretty much a faceless bunny-satyr thing. I think I'll go with buntyr. Ratyr sounds too rodenty.

Crappy hand was crappy.

Fall From Security

FAIL. First panel in general, lack of backgrounds due to laziness, necklace disappears, head is the wrong size in panel 3...

But whatever. The first panel is actually one of the first ever pics I did of my faceless character and with my new USB pen, so at least I know I HAVE got better on that...

...This pic is old and needs to get out of my WIP folder.

I'm sure you're all delighted to know that the cock critters now have their species name; FALLICS!

And I'm sure you're all overjoyed with the idea of learning more about them! That or you're cringing... Oh, well. If this picture of one disturbs you with more than how it's not the complete fallic colour scheme then you may want to skip hearing about their habits.

And fallics are not sex toys. More on all this later.

SERIOUS NOTE: In birds lethargy is a sign of FATAL illness (i.e. get them to a vet ASAP).

Generally it's a sign of something being wrong, but with most pets you'll get more warning than that. With birds you won't.

After much thought and consideration (a good 10 seconds of it, at least) I decided to do the common ailments and problems of fallics separately.

This one cracks me up the most.