Sheep tentacle sex!!!

"But Hare! You LIKE sheep, how could you do this?!?"

Oh, it's okay. She's into that sort of thing.

Yay, colour!

The fossa's back now annoys me, but other than that and how the hamster's colours came out I still like this pic.

This'll be completely redone into one of the smoother animations I usually produce, this one's only getting uploaded because I find it strangely hypnotic... Heeheehee, and it has sheep.

This is from me wondering whether or not sheep go "Mehhh, mehhh, mehhh!" whilst having sex. Which I hope they do, 'cause sheep are great.

And finally, this Halloween pic's in colour!

Was going to go for a more black and pink look, and possibly I should have, but... Oh, well. Colour! Bald batty-face, and cute batty tail! Yep, she's Microchiroptera (insect eating bat, not a fruit bat).

And I know she hasn't penetrated herself with that yet, but she's enjoying herself and that's what counts.

And the colour version is here!

I didn't finish the background of the imagined scene because, as we all know, I am lazy, but other than that... Yeah. Finally, woo!

Coloured version, finally. Forgive the colouring on the partially healed stumps, I've never seen it on furred animals before, and I wanted it to be more obvious than it probably is. To try to get across how eerie it is to see people like this.

There's the green elastic band... Apparently getting the chisel through the first bit is hard, but once it's in the joint it "goes through like butter". There are some odd people out there...

Snowpop again, and scribbly again. Maybe I'll draw her properly sometime. Big chested snowshoe hare girl (with a big tail).

Not really impressed with either of the Snowpop pictures, but she was drawn whilst I was trying to get a certain look right (which later turned out to be the HugeJoke/Mantisque snow hare look)...

Woo, finally put colour on this!

The mountains are supposed to be greyer and with just a bit more detail (i.e. any at all), but they go unselected and I'm lazy.

Do Neti pots work with fallics?

Uhm... No. No they don't. So don't bother spending your money on one for the sake of a fallic.

I wanted to give this a floaty background, but no one other than me ever likes them, so... I didn't.

Ah, well. It's a use for a fallic!

Random doodle I did... Partially anthropomised duck-billed platypus girl.

FACT: Duck-billed platypuses (not to be confused with platypus) don't have nipples, instead the females sweat milk for their young.

My friend Loma thinks the fallics are sort of disturbing. Which made me think of this scene.

Set in YHS of Furcadia's FurN, although the doodle of it misses out the statues, but they're dull anyway.

And as a side note: Fallics don't "ah-choo" sneeze really, their sounds are more whistle-squeaky than that.

Sort of an in-joke, but thankfully the bad-taste humour carries across.

Anywho; happy Halloween people, even if it was yesterday for you. I'll see if I can get these coloured sometime, too.

It's a wolverine amputating a finger from the second knuckle. With a chisel.

'Cause... One of the few things that's sickened me was listening to a guy on a programme talk about how he amputated his fingers... Actually saw a clip of a finger being amputated for a fetish the other day, and it wasn't so bad, but still!

It'll get colour later. Let you see the elastic band better.

It's a big eared batgirl masturbating with an arm bone!

Humerus? Well, I think so.

Muaha; puns.

I was pestered to upload this early.

NUN RAP BATTLE! Showing the cause of the notion (thanks theDraco) and also (DJ) Spinal, though by request he's in a different part of the pic.

She's a hamster. And I'm sure that's not her at her sexiest...

As for the fossa, I'm hoping he'll look more fossa-y when in colour.

And anyone who can remember their first time seeing a hamster yawn knows where I'm coming from on this.

Okay. Thus endeth the basics. Eth.

SERIOUS NOTE: In birds lethargy is a sign of FATAL illness (i.e. get them to a vet ASAP).

Generally it's a sign of something being wrong, but with most pets you'll get more warning than that. With birds you won't.

Aww... Hahahaha...

Often distracted by frilly clothing, such as skirts, so remember: DO NOT step over a fallic whilst wearing a skirt because you risk giving it a stiff neck!

Aww, poor fallics.

Don't worry, they were fine.

After much thought and consideration (a good 10 seconds of it, at least) I decided to do the common ailments and problems of fallics separately.

This one cracks me up the most.

Originally this was going to be more detailed (yes, there IS more), but I decided to keep it short and simple. Most people'll probably be stuck on the idea of a cartilage-only endoskeleton, or an all-hermaphrodite species, etc, even though they all exist (e.g. sharks; snails, respectively).

The markings go out from the main cartilage in the neck, too.

Originally, they were going to have booklungs (for the same reason spiders have booklungs, obviously; to be cool), but that proved difficult to do without filling them with holes.

Oh, well. Respiration system and stomach of fallics, along with brain location, their basic skeleton and a quick note on their reproductive parts; be happy!

Raccoons have a funny shape. So I drew one. And thought it looked a tiny bit like a toaster, so added some lightly toasted bread.

Woo, randomness. Wonder if they sell these in Japan?

I'm sure you're all delighted to know that the cock critters now have their species name; FALLICS!

And I'm sure you're all overjoyed with the idea of learning more about them! That or you're cringing... Oh, well. If this picture of one disturbs you with more than how it's not the complete fallic colour scheme then you may want to skip hearing about their habits.

And fallics are not sex toys. More on all this later.

Ooh, kinky.

HALLOWEEN NECROSCARE!

October Halloween comic (so long as I force myself to do it)! And with a ruffed lemur, since I love ruffed lemurs so much.

Someone: "Necroscare"?
Answer: "Necro!" As in "death." "Halloween Death-scare."
Someone: Ah, right, so not actually to do with necrophilia.
Answer: Oh, I wouldn't bet on that...

B&W version, so that you can see that there was a tad more detail in the pic before I blurred it out.