Letter Opener?

Some canine opens his pants up with his sword, and is pleased that he did not cut himself on the dick. Extremely professional. However, if you attempt to assist him, your fingers may not come back with you. I personally plan to keep away from someone who would put sharp things near their genitals.

This was drawn, inked, and photoshopped.

Hexagram

Here is Hexagram, a displacement spatialmachine (otherwise known as a biological entity modified to affect linear space-time much like a machine would). He is a splice between a panther and a dragon. His weapon is a displacement blade, which only enhances the ability to take things from a nearby point in space/time and relocate it to the present. Effective for dropping boats on people's cars.

Jaeger Request

This is Mister Jaeger, your standard spotted hyena with a penchant for sadistic action and fusion torches. Yes, this fusion torch is a fairly old model, but the heatsinks and the easy to use modular power flow makes it pretty popular among the construction workers.