I, censor bar

I find out that the simplier the better.

So there, a Censor Bar with eyes and his name is Censor Bar...and nobody loves it.

Art, Characters and situations by James Corck © 2008

This way...no, this way...no, this way...

A good friend of mine, hardcore Indiana Jones fan, drew himself and his wife like Indy and his dad in the motorbike deciding of going to save Marcus Brody or going to rescue the diary. Well, I liked it so much I decided doing something similar but with other type of signals.
In the first one are my best friend and me deciding which city to visit (real world and gaming world)
In the second one are James Corck and Final Gamer, deciding which website to go.
I had fun doing the bikes.

Final Gamer created by Arran J. Middleton © 2008
Art, Characters and situations by James Corck © 2008

All true, all true

I think this is more fair to everyone. I think each refference is quite clear, but only a few pointifications. Sketchbooks are terrible unless you have a pair of scizzors; the BSOD is a problem that affects everyone with a computer; I think videogames distrac many of us from drawing; I hate when websites go down so you can change Fur Affinity for VCL if you want ;-); Logic is always sneaking behind us to stab us hard; and again an internet problem thing. See? Those are our real enemies.

Now playing...

I think we all agree that Brawl was a phenomenon, whether is good or bad that depends on the person. I personally like it.

This is my first reaction to the game, actually felt like going back to the past, which was a sheer joy of awesomeness listening 8bit sound effects and remixes of classic 16 musics. Just listen to the music of Super Mario Land, and you will feel like Anton Ego in Ratatouille.

Art, Characters and situations by James Corck © 2008

The Crowd in the Department

Did somebody know The IT Crowd? You will be able to see a spin off of it in American very soon, but originally it was a british TV series. The DVD menu of Season 2 is a parody of 16 bit videogames, among which are Lemmings, Mortal Kombat, Tetris and of course Zero wing and its infamous into "All your base are belong to us".
This is a parody of it, with my characters cheaply pixelated and the dialogue totally crippled. Translation is avaliable in the word files up in the directory.

Art, Characters and situations by James Corck © 2008

I miss mi cube

Drawn a while ago, now the joke of Portal is somehow lost, but if you forget about the time when you cremated your Cube in order to survive then you were not too much affected by it...which is cool, is just a videogame :3

Art, Characters and Situations by James Corck © 2008

Finally done!

You might see in a nearby future a drawing NachT has done to me.
A few years ago I did him a drawing, and so he wanted to thank me with a drawing as well, but he got so busy with so many things and problems that he put it on a side, and I absolutely agreed with his choice. Sometimes draw furry porn is not your first, neither your second priority. So I am helping him in FA to gain funds with a quick colored sketch contest, and he surprises me with a sketch of what the drawing will be. It was so awesome I couldn't resist but thank him with a drawing in Furry with Cream, so here it is.
Thanks a lot NachT!!!

Down again

So yeah, damnit...
Fur Affinity, possibly one of the coolest websites for furries out there, I love it, and I admire every single of it's owners and creators. But it keeps going down, and down, and down. So here's my response, as a kind of comedy. Of course, James and guest star Seel look to FA, which is down. I think it was easy XD
Don't worry, I wont do more like this anymore, but if FA goes down again, you can check this out and have a laugh.

semi true

Half based on a true story. I did rented Metroid Corruption, and my god, is a great game and really handles fantastic with the Wii. It's a sequel to the previous comic strip, in which Victoria and Salty talk about using the wiimotes the wrong way. Looks like here, they finally put that in practice.

Vibration

So yeah, it's such an old joke is not fun anymore, but I wanted to make a strip with my characters playing with the Wii. My god, is an awesome console.

Fossilized to the chair

It happens sometimes, specially when you are given an awesome news. I was told by Alex, creator of upcoming magazine "Zarpa" that he liked Furry with cream and that he found it a very ironic view of the furry culture, with humour and without any bad intentions, but with just the purpose of make people laugh. His words, not mine.
But I thank him from here and with this strip, which basically expresses my feelings about the idea. I am still speechless and jawdropped. By the way, the title is a game refference, if you know the internet, you know the joke.

I wonder about the typing machines...

Who had never stopped for a moment and think about the tips given by some of the bets videogames in history? I know, many, no, all of them are kinda ridiculous, but think about it. The one who discovers the refference made in panel number 3 will get extra cookie.

And then the exit...

Finally Martin convinces John to go with him and help the injured dragon to get to a hospital. This continues in the comic you can find in my gallery here, Assault on section 24.

Enter of the unreal world

So, out of the blue, Assault on section 24 pops up in Fur with cream. I made this because this scene is better depicted as a page of this comics, light and not very serious. I love doing some crossovers sometimes.

Apocalypsis

Yeah, the world is this way.
Global warming, war, conspiracies, murders, paedophiles all over the fucking place...And people bothering and making harm to us furries (I don't reffer to VCL Horrors, I love those guys).
Normally, is easier to attack that what you don't understand. Thought this is just to MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. Have a laugh reading this ;) No harm intended.

Prints!

In the words of Fossil himself: "This is the funniest gift I had ever received, so far XD".
So there you go. After like 3 months of savage battle, the best anthro dinosaur girls artist ever sent me the prints, with a 100% of success, and this comic strip is dedicated to him, the same day the prints arrived.
Thank you very much Fossil!!!

Character's personality

a) I know who Mike Chrichton is, but Maritn doesn't so he thinks he is a musician. He is a novelist if you wonder.
b) If you don't catch the joke of Martin "Just don't ask me what I remember of my mother" you seriously need an urgent watching on Blade Runner.
c) Maritn loves The Matrix, as I do, but I don't consider it the best movie ever. The best movie ever is Aliens.

Now I upload this I must confess this is like one year old. It took me so long o upload because I forgot :P

Requests

This is based on true events, and if you don't believe me, ask Seel Kaiser :) Poor Seel, passed the entire summer suffering my emails and DA notes about a request (comission actually) I asked for, and with all her calm and peacefullness, kept me calmed while drawing.
All the five steps are based on my reactions. I wa shappy, then angry, then psychotich, then silent, then very very sorry. Thank god I didnt return to the first step after the fifth, but is somehting that happens. It happened to me once too.
This is all for laughs, no harm done, not insult involved. I just wanted to make fun of myself :)

Victoria is a b****. With all the letters you can't see, she is a f***ing b****. Sorel is a cool guy showing his erected member proudly, then this b**** takes her Happy Label Co. banner and censores that lovely part of his anatomy. Sorel doesn't understands, but this comic series is PG, so this kind of jokes are allowed, taking the sexual elements out.

Isn't it great how a black box can make a porn piece of artwork into a perfect art for all the family? That's why I don't understand censorship sometimes. My ironic response to the black label guys ;) Take care, we need more like you :)

I am kidding of course.

First of all, this is just for laughs. I approved all the decissions took by these experts in motion pictures and television arts, but some of them are questionable.
Titanic is a greta movie, but I am not sure if it deserved 11 awards.
House MD deserved, at least, a nomination for Hugh Laurie, because he is a great actor.
I think the Uwe Boll pannel needs no explanation.
And the last one is me, drawing this comic strip. Yeah, I love to make fun of myself XD

Is a true story.
Five years ago, this time, this day, I enter in VCL for the first time. The first I knew about this website was that fatidic day. Why? I don't know, but in that moment I started to believe in predestination.
James Corck was born that day also, the day I decided to start drawing my own "furry" pictures. So I just think I must say somehting about it. The final line makes refference to those things.
it feels like yesterday that I found VCL. And it feels like yesterday to see those horribly shocking images on TV. How weird that I remember every single detail.

I am conscious of one thing. Do not upload copyrighted characters in VCL. So I am looking for a character based in The Lion King, like many people do. Now I have a name for it I will try look for the aspect.

As for the movie joke, I am not sure if you heard about this movie "Audition" directed by Takashi Miike. I recomend you to watch it, because the audition and the gore are very close to each other.

Now this is the first time something I do goes away so much from the original concept. The original concept was to have them talking about Y-Gallery furry section going down, like they lost a possition in a battle field. But because that happened a lot time ago I decided to put something that can be timeless.

So I think that to lost the phone line is soemthing we all suffered. Rise up your hands if you hadn't got any phone problems in the past.

All this is based on my experience as a furry. I just hope I could have a couple more of panels to put some more signals to demostrate furry obsession :D which is what I have. If somebody cames up with new signals, please email them to me, I would be tremendously happy to make a sequel for this strip.

He is supossed, in the last panel, to be giving me a cup of grape juice with his feet. I actually don't care about proportions here, just wanted to make a silly joke about this character who uses his feet for do everything.

In the way they respond to Victor, I think James and Victoria cna be likemy parents. They will never understand that Total Film is a great movie magazine, and that Hellboy is a great comic. For me those kind of readings are culture material.

A lot of direlogue in this page, or was it dialogue? I am not sure. My greatest friend ever asked me to make this kind of personal joke. Sometimes when you play videogames together is like when you are having sex. And if listened carefully, it sounds like that.

The main idea was to make fun out an artist, but I find funnier of make fun out of myself. So I made this picture a long time ago, not a galaxy far far away, but for sure in another life. I have no idea what was I thinking about when drawing this piece of junk, but it wasn't nice thoughts.

So, for me, for the four options I will catch the second one. I am sure many people will chose that one out. So there is my drawing, and there is me, feeling the shame for the drawing.

What Victoria is saying in spanish is: Oh my god, is so annoying.

I don't know if there is, actually, porn of that movie, but to make a comic strip criticising that event was air enough for me. And tell me, am I right or am I wrong?

First use of the banner for the comic. Now this is getting seriously as an online comic.
Here goes a little bit of critic to the design of my characters. I always drew my dragon character with a loincloth. And I stoped counting the number of dragons with loincloths when I reached 20. Nowadays, make a dragon with a loincloth is not original anymore. I have to clean the dust of my brain to think in new designs ;)