Zek and Merl's magical trip in the corn feild

	It all started one day when Zek and Merl were sniffing paint
fumes because they didn't like how car exust tasted.  They started
walking and started walking and saw a flying donkey named
Mike.  They both looked at Mike and said.  "Hi mike.  "Then Mike kicked
Merl in the ass and flew off, over the corn feild, then Merl said
to Zek. "Get the guns.  "Then Zek ran off, and came back in a pick
up full of chickens and cap guns, Zek tossed Merl a chicken, Zek
grabbed a cap gun and said. "Lock and load."And Merl ran into the
corn feild shooting egg's in the sky and shouting.  "I'm the angle
of death!" As Zek jumped on a turtle and crawled into the corn
feild screaming.  "Kill,kill,kill!" 
	After a short time they came across a scarecrow. So they tried
making friends with it.  Merl said. "Hey man wanna come ta our house and 
sniff paint fumes." Then there was a pause.  Then Zek said."Merl I don't
think he can hear us." "Let's kill him." Whispered Merl.  Then he 
unloaded his chicken on the scarecrow. Then the scarecrow fell on Zek's 
turtle, crushing it.  "Nooooooooo!" Zek shouted.  Then they continued on 
their quest to kill Mike. Then they came to a free way, then boom, Zek 
was hit by a semi going 90 kph. Zek went 20 feet in the air and shot the 
semi driver his cap gun, then the paint fumes wore off and they had
found they had never left their home.

MCA:do NOT ask! it's something....well i don't know. but me and my friend
did this for english class 3 years ago. -canadian psycho %)