Roar. Or something.

This will be a bengal when I get off my lazy ass and color it, provided I ever do so. She has my hair. :D

"Holy shit you little bitches all worship me!!! You copy my hair this is my hair NO ONE ELSE can have short hair I am the SOLE inventor of tube tops pants are MY CREATION people adore me FUCK YOU ARE ALL © ME"

This is my stab at all the morons who claim to have invented something brand new and original and also claim that everyone else is copying them. First off, nothing is original anymore. Face it. It's all been done. Secondly, if it's all been done, yes, odds are, someone else will have done it, too. Thirdly, this just looks stupid and makes both the person "stealing" and the person "being stolen from" look very very dumb and immature and babyish. If you think someone is jacking your stuff, instead of posting crap like this, try TALKING TO THE ADMINS. You know, LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.

I'm only uploading this because it amuses my tiny brain.

Here's a hint... if you don't know how to use the sable tip brush in Painter Classic, like I don't, DON'T attempt to color something with it, like I did. Never again. *shudder* This is unfinished. And gross. And it shall stay that way. Dear GOD this is repulsive.

Sketch of Magpie. Pretty straightforward, si?

I HATE IT MAY IT BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS. However, it has a sexy feathered and ribboned hat. So it may see daylight. Occasionally.

I have a friend who is SO going to be a lonely old man. I jacked this entire dialogue off of him. He rules. I can't explain it through text; it's a verbal thing. If you've heard me imitate this, you'll see the humour so well.

The only reason this is being posted here is because of the good shrivelling kid in the bottom corner, and because I haven't uploaded in... months?

You never saw this. It was never here. Perspective practice. So ram it.

Self-explanitory.

The sketch for kisu.JPG which is hoarded here somewhere... I prefer this. I ruined it when I colored it...

I am a LEECH! Beware, for I shall cling.

Feesh heads feesh heads roly poly feesh heads Feesh heads feesh heads eat them up YUM.

Once upon a time there was a girl who had a tablet. This is what she made. Three days later she changed her name and became the Pope to hide from the world and her shame for having drawn this. The end.

Um... I don't know. Spawned with Roux's "drugs_r_cool" image in mind. Don't ask. Even I don't know. La la la.

Actually, it's just unfinished. Ever heard of a comic called Bad Kitty? Well you should. It rules.

I don't know. This picture can go to hell. Yah that's right. This image suuuuuucks hairy man ass.