'Murder In The Desert'.
I wasn't sure if this should be under Cartoons or Oekaki, but I think the message comes before the medium, so it belongs here.

A while back, I used to know this guy who did this comic strip. One day I said 'Oh, how's about I draw a guest strip?' and he was all 'Yeah ok.' So I did.

I have no idea of what people thought of it.

It's not that I hate all furry fans, just... some of them are insane... and scary... and touchy.

Marasmus, however, does hate all furry fans, and most Furries. Ras isn't nice. It's a good thing he doesn't speak for me.

This is actually based on a couple of true stories, one that happened to me IRL, and one that happened to Ras online. There wasn't any real bottle-clonking, but I was getting pretty edgy.

It's a quick cartoon. It's not funny. It just is.

School was fun, wasn't it? blarhar.

This isn't really meant to be -good- or neat or anything. But I wanted to get the idea, as gross as it is, onto paper.

Nyssa has her eyes sewn shut, but she sure as hell can -see-. hahahah.

Ya gotta watch what you say, you know *winks*

A quickie drawn in photoshop for Nyssa Nine, the meanie ;)
Poor, poor ratboy... This is only the beginning of his nightmare...

The tablecloth trick as applied to Neo Geen's pants. How does he do that? Do we want to know?

Well, I just figured I'd continue the story Bas started, this is Owl and his character Nastasia.

And apparently Owl has some... secrets. Erm, well, they -were- secrets.

For Lee-Lee. She, her eyelashes, and her frilly panties are (C) to her, forever.

And Ras is... Ras.

This is silly.
88 baby.

Gratuitous single-panel comic. toasted rat. hehe.

Be warned, these comics are a little sick. But then so am I.

Thank the Holy Baked Potato of Elvis for that!

A comic I did for Lee Lee, in fond memory of 'Little Mikey'.
Love the expressions. Yes, I command thee!

Annnd... the second comic. I'll do more, I promise.

This is the first comic in the series.

...ow.