I could never sleep my way to the top
'Cuz my alarm clock always woke me right up.

And Ron, I sure hope you're referring to some other Steff =p

I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say
And I'm learnin' that I wouldn't want it any other way
Call me crazy, but it really doesn't matter
All that matters to me is she...

If I travel all my life
And I never get to stop and settle down
As long as I have you by my side
There's a roof above and good walls all around

You're my castle, you're my cabin and my instant pleasure dome
I need you in my house 'cuz you're my home

=)

Stephanie, stop sexifying the cat. Stephanie...Steff, stop sexifying the cat. Stephanie! STOP! Dammit.

Because inside every woman there's a flaming homosexual man dying to get out.

Someone's gonna be a smartass and say, "Wait, I don't see a difference," but come ON! He desn't have boobs, eh? EH? YOU ANSWER THE EH!

Also I'd never dress like that. As a female.

Pick me up, oh, from the bottom
Up to the top, love, everyday
Pay no mind to taunts or advances
I take my chances on everyday

Left to right
Up and down, love
I push up love, love everyday
Jump in the mud, oh
Get your hands dirty with
Love it up on everyday

All you need is
All you want is
All you need is love.
All you need is
What you want is
All you need is love.

So, a long time ago, when the world was fresh and fertile...okay, not that long ago, but some time ago, when I first discovered that there was a fandom for the critters I tended to draw, my original fursona was one called Stefferret. After some time, I realized that I'm really nothing like a ferret at all--they're hyper and bouncy, and I'm...rock-like. Anyway, thought I'd drag up and revamp my old furry self for one last hurrah before I put her back in the box.

I was GOING to put this guy in the Pokemon section, even though he's not a pokemon, but I decided against it. It's not fan art, it's just experimentation with fantasy species, okilydokily? I don't even play the game. I like his shirt. I want one.

Moo. Birdboy product of the twisted mind of Will Newell and myself. Mostly him, though. HIM! I just draw here.

My half of an art trade (well, half of my half...I did two pics for 'im) with Milt Bonella, also known as Artik! Here he is, drawing himself. I was in a silly mood =p Since there were no reference pics of him, I sort of made it up...and in case I was wrong, I drew a second pic of a character I was rather sure of...

My gawd, that's a lot of pink. She belongs to Artik as well, don'tchaknow ;)

Nah, I'm not looking for love. I just wanted to use the phrase "single grey female". How do you like me naked? Coming up next from the cat-wolf: porn! Of some sort. Wee.

I should be building a portfolio, but instead I'm talking about magarine. Bad me. No, really. This guy can turn into a cactus, ya know. But not under his own will.

I have this horrible tendency to anthropomorphicize (is that a word?) pretty much any animal I can get a picture of. This is Cat. Yeah, just Cat. Not Catherine, Cat. Her former name was Oreo and she's not this sexy in RL, at least I assume (I've only seen pictures...for all I know...). Cat is...uh...not copyright anyone, because she's an actual critter.

Joshua and Serendipity, dancing the night away. Josh is being very out of character here, he’s typically a paranoid hypochondriac workaholic. “It’s almost like being in LOVE!” Lately I have been doing backgrounds such as this a lot, I think it’s just because I don’t want a white background, but come on, it’s pretty spiffy.

And yeah, she's a reptile, so she doesn't have breasts...but she's got hair. I confuse myself sometimes.

You knew she was a Fight Club fan...
But you never thought she'd go this far.

Yeah, I know, I have violated the holiness that is a wonderful novel (and movie) by Chuck Palahniuk (and 20th Century Fox)...but dammit, it's not *that* bad.

Using it as advertising (oh, God, another violation *cringes*) for my weekly comic strip, located at http://www.geocities.com/dodgeqdart/, and updated every Monday. Go see it, I'll give you a Pop Tart and some soap from the Paper Street Soap Company. Go on...

It's MOOOOOCHA! Mocha be a mink. Yep. She's the intellectual property of Sue Katowich, whose artwork is so cute you'll become diabetic, or if you're already diabetic, send your blood sugar toward the heavens. Weeeha! Check out Sue's website, http://suesrock.cjb.net, and gape at all the too cute art. But don't blame me ^.^

I was thinking of shoulders, for some reason. Arms inspired by those of Tyler Dudren in the movie Fight Club (yeah, I know it's Bradd Pitt, but it's more comforting to think of my inspiration as Tyler =p). This is basic anatomy work, in all honesty (I love the arms). Also my newfound love: blue pencils. Weeee! I suspect this'll get moved to the sketches section, even though I cleaned it up quite a bit.

My half of an art trade! I was in a silly mood so she got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Marshmallow on her nose =) Tymere and her species be © Cameron Culver. Check out her art here on the VCL, it be spiffy!

"Inside ourselves...a hidden sun that burns and burns...but never cause any harm to anyone..."

Not quite sure what's happening here, but I like it =) Lyrics and inspiration for the pic belong to the Barenaked Ladies.

The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

The second rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

[[Re-upload. Sorry, Ch'marr, I think I fixed it ^.^]]

Kh'wyn posted a request on the forum, and I took him up on the offer =)

Bubbles the sexy dragonette © Kh'wyn, whose art is darn spiffy and you must check out now! Weeee!

Heya folks! This will be my last comic upload of Surreal Mentality here, because frankly I don't want to swamp my archive with comics. If you enjoy my strip (check the rest of my archive for the previous ten) then you can see a new one weekly at http://www.geocities.com/dodgeqdart/. If it doesn't work, run with it, seems to be my motto here. Let's see how far I get.

Watching he vigil on television right now, amazed at how much faith people have through the fear...but thinking about how many people have let their fear turn into anger and hate. Anyone who as said that they hate anybody...has let their fear run too deep. Don't. We will get through this. Have faith. Hope.

He could use the pick-up line, "Hey, baby, wanna see my frog?"

Don't ask how he got to Number 1 so fast with a song that goes, "I am an almond, a mighty mighty almond!" Knowing the people who listen to music today(which pretty much consists of twenty-somethings and mid-life crisisers), you shouldn't be surprised. Just deal with it so I can end this storyline quickly, it's bugging me.

Well...I don't want to brag or anything...but I feel I've summed up being a cartoonist pretty well with this one piece.

Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane, but when I'm surrounded I just can't stop =)

Gads, been a long time since I updated the ol' comic strip (like anyone's paying attention, heh). This is why I do not have an online comic, and why I'm not syndicated. I'm too lazy. Anyhoo, enjoy the spiffiness of my continued storyline, which is wearing my patience thin, but I will keep it up.

“Jersey, represent!” This is a character concept for about three different comic strips I’m writing in no particular order. His name is Elvis, or as I like to refer to him, The Joysey Fawx. He’s a simple fellow, like any other late teens/early twenties guy, and he’s either sharing a house with a bitchy cat and a fat raccoon, sharing a dorm with a human, or on his way across country as a hitchhiker in the back of a Volkswagen Bus with a destined kitty and a horny chihuahua. And please don’t think I’m making fun of people from New Jersey by saying “Joysey”...I was born there, afterall.

Har. Color schemes for Rin and Xi. I dunno if it was boredom or curiousity that lead me to coloring them. Anyway, I told you Xi was based on a super-intelligent shade of blue, so of course he's that color. Weeha, I'm so original. Vectored goodness.