Chaz, the lovesick gay chicken boy.

Jonathan, overall creepy guy, groping his ex-girlfriend, Gloria. She wasn’t his ex when he did this, but I have a feeling even if she had been, he would do it anyway. You know he’s getting off on it.

Ahhh, my project inspired by my new obsession with comic books. It's "Spaced", starring Rinny the cat, a fur from planet Earth who only wants to help the Universe...and meet cute guys in the process. This was drawn as a quick add-on to my college application, showing that I had a microscopic amount of talent and geek prowess.

Here we meet Xi, a nine-balled critter from some planet I haven't discovered the name of yet. He was inspired by the super-intelligent shade of blue in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (much of this comic was inspired by that book). Ten nerd points if you can name the shade of blue's species.

This is my favorite of all of these pages, by far...there's something to be said about repetition.

If that little robot thing looks like GIR from Invader Zim, it's because I was out of ideas. But it is *NOT* GIR fom Invader Zim, it is just a little AssignmentBot.

I have no idea whether it will be continued...this was sort of to show that I could put a story together...however, who knows. Hope you enjoyed =)

Lyrics belong to Fuel, from the song "Bad Day". Art and characters are mine.

Page 2.

I sort of lost the whole meaning of the song here. But I don't care.

Last one. Hope you enjoyed.

Crayola is my friend. Meet Incense & Peppermints, my yiffy skunk (with names like that, what else would they be?) couple. Colored in crayon to get their schemes down because at the time I lacked anything else to color them with. Steff needs to work on anatomy, no? I&P (c) me, with credit given to Strawberry Alarm Clock for their names.

Boredom and Ranma 1/2 will get to you. Avy and Orion switch sexes. Isn't Orion just the cutest as a girl?

"It's been awhile...since I've seen the way the candle lights your face...and it's been awhile...but I can still remember just the way you taste..." Avy (c) Steff, who wants her MTV.

Lately I have not been able to draw worth anything. So here's an older piece, uploaded for the sake of uploading. He's a ferret character named Srad, which means "fire" in Gaelic, and he's spifftastic, what with the ability to throw flames and all. Yeah, not a very original idea, but you know, I don't care.

The accomplished (really) graphic artist, Will Newell, as a dragon, courtesy of someone avoiding all these requests. Hehe, sorry folks. I'm workin' on 'em. Anyways, Will's (c) himself (I'm pretty sure) and you can see his neat-o art @ http://footboy.clanhappy.com

"Do not question what Life has given you. Embrace it." --Town motto; Adogenus, California

My half of an art trade with Megon Chan! It's her nifty character, Rouge, doing a Tarot reading (the cards ARE based on actual Tarot cards...). Rouge (c) Megon Chan...

My half of an art trade with Becky Sparks, of her charcter Jade Devine (how can you resist drawing a green punk hyena?)...she did an awesome rendition of my fursona, TabbieWolf! Jade is (c) Becky Sparks, art (c) me, if ya couldn't guess.

Toldja I drew Roadkill. He's (c) Jim Russo.

Dodge is not the brightest crayon in the box, but he makes up for it by being hyper and annoying. I love TG's comment in the second panel.

"Tell me...did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way?...to see the lights all faded...And that heaven is overrated..."

I want a fretless guitar...which don't seem to exist. The people at the guitar stores laughed at me. "You can't play chords with a fretless..." What are you, insane? Sure you can! Grrr.

I'm working as a receptionist at WNAV this week, so if anyone has any requests I haven't done, I do promise to get to them...I'm just exhausted. Oh, and if you get WNAV 1430, listen to it. I won't be on, but I'll be answering the phone. *hums Everclear's "AM Radio"*

For those of you who think I can't do storylines, I give you (dot dot dot) A STORYLINE! Who knows how long it will last, but this is only the beginning.

Summertime is coming, and you know what that means, right? Calling 911 every other weekend due to grilling accidents! Woohoo!

Major snorfage. Apologies for the reupload, I wanted it so you didn't have to scroll ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE PAGE to see the whole strip.

I recommend you try this at home, and aim for Lexuses and Mercedes (please don't flame me...I like those cars, really...I'm just a humble Volkswagen owner).

It's a bad joke, and I'm not proud.

I do not consider myself a good artist. I do like to consider myself a storyteller, and the pictures will follow. The lyrics here are copyright Green Day, but Avy, Orion, and Mr. McKinney (Orion's father), and the art in general are (c) myself, no matter how much credit Green Day wants to take for them (I'm guessing none). Also, I've tried to upload this about 6 times. Hopefully it will work now.