Dress me up in stitches, it's now or never
Tired of wearing black and blue...

So when you get stitches on a place with a lot of hair, like your head, the hair that grew where you got the stitches won't grow back...or such is my experience. Thought it would look interesting on something covered in fur.

I'll have a backstory for this fellow eventually.

Who on earth would turn a pangolin into a stripper?

Uhm...*raises hand*

You've gotta love the tongue.

The only advice I'm willing to give. And it's not even my own advice. Yep.

My character, Michael Knight, pondering suicide. Drawn in a bizarre mood, mostly to see if I could draw a proper gun. I can't, but I don't really care -- this picture captures the emotion of the character quite well, I think.

It's a bad joke, and I'm not proud.

I recommend you try this at home, and aim for Lexuses and Mercedes (please don't flame me...I like those cars, really...I'm just a humble Volkswagen owner).

Major snorfage. Apologies for the reupload, I wanted it so you didn't have to scroll ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE PAGE to see the whole strip.

Summertime is coming, and you know what that means, right? Calling 911 every other weekend due to grilling accidents! Woohoo!

For those of you who think I can't do storylines, I give you (dot dot dot) A STORYLINE! Who knows how long it will last, but this is only the beginning.

I'm working as a receptionist at WNAV this week, so if anyone has any requests I haven't done, I do promise to get to them...I'm just exhausted. Oh, and if you get WNAV 1430, listen to it. I won't be on, but I'll be answering the phone. *hums Everclear's "AM Radio"*

I want a fretless guitar...which don't seem to exist. The people at the guitar stores laughed at me. "You can't play chords with a fretless..." What are you, insane? Sure you can! Grrr.

Dodge is not the brightest crayon in the box, but he makes up for it by being hyper and annoying. I love TG's comment in the second panel.

Gads, been a long time since I updated the ol' comic strip (like anyone's paying attention, heh). This is why I do not have an online comic, and why I'm not syndicated. I'm too lazy. Anyhoo, enjoy the spiffiness of my continued storyline, which is wearing my patience thin, but I will keep it up.

Don't ask how he got to Number 1 so fast with a song that goes, "I am an almond, a mighty mighty almond!" Knowing the people who listen to music today(which pretty much consists of twenty-somethings and mid-life crisisers), you shouldn't be surprised. Just deal with it so I can end this storyline quickly, it's bugging me.

Heya folks! This will be my last comic upload of Surreal Mentality here, because frankly I don't want to swamp my archive with comics. If you enjoy my strip (check the rest of my archive for the previous ten) then you can see a new one weekly at http://www.geocities.com/dodgeqdart/. If it doesn't work, run with it, seems to be my motto here. Let's see how far I get.

Another in my series of Girls in Bikinis, a swift fox =) You don't see too many of those out there, but you have to admit: they're nifty! I love the grey...

Lesson of the day: Paint Shop pro 7 is evil.

"It's a flamingo thing, you wouldn't understand."

I realized I had no pin-ups of Synnth. Which is just not right. But perhaps bird pin-ups are odd anyway.

New-and-Improved TabbieWolf, now with 20/20 vision!

This was originally intended to be myself in Scott Adams' "Dilbert" style...however about halfway through drawing it I realized I hadn't actually read "Dilbert" in a few years, and I didn't really want to put the effort into going to the website (it takes several millenia to load on my slow computer), so by then it was just an excuse to draw myself in one of my Hawai'ian shirts. I have no idea if I got the style anywhere near the "Dilbert" style.

Yours truly, in modelsheet form. Done for almost no apparent reason.

Sabrina & RC

Sabrina the skunk and RC the raccoon wrapped in a warm embrace. Afterglow or foreplay? Your choice.

Done for the wonderful Eric W. Schwartz, whose comic is more or less the reason I'm in the fandom. If you've not read Sabrina Online ( http://www.sabrina-online.com ), where on earth have you been?

Both characters belong to Eric W. Schwartz, posted with permission.

Yeah. That's the most accurate portrayal of my forehead EVER.

To know you is to hate you
So loving you must be like suicide

If you think YOU have too much free time, try turning yourself into a llama.

*gasp!* Real Media!

I'm on a zoot suit kick...not just because of the song, I swear...they're cool. Expensive, but cool.

But then I realize I live in Arizona, and wearing a zoot suit outside is probably a really stupid idea.

Awww, snuggly.

While drawing on myself (yeah, don't ask) I thought about furries and the fact that they really can't have tattoos because of the fur...well, this guy's a Mexican Hairless, so no fur on him, and he's free to ink his skin all he wants. Doesn't his hair make him look Andy Warholish?

Random idea made into a CD-coverish little doodle. Will be working on this.

Apologies if you do actually go by "TechnoFox" -- the choice in name was completely random, so hopefully my odd art hasn't insulted you =)

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

I always seem to be drawing mushy romantic crud of my characters -- it's about time I did it for myself, I think.

TabbieWolf is my own intellectual property, Bob belongs to Eric Chambers.