Because Yan Yan's tail is superspiffy! Yep!

Yan Yan belongs to Gwen, who has an archive here on the VCL that you MUST CHECK OUT RIGHT NOW! BWA!

You're still a mystery
But there's something so easy in
How you're sweet to me
I feel completed like
Something I needed for this heart...

Look! I'm still drawing. Kinda.

Drawn in response to Jonathan Hsueh's Clerks reference.

Once you get over the style change, they look pretty cool. Kinda.

So, who here's heard of Otter Pops? Anybody?

Basically they're the same as all other freeze-and-eat pops, but THEY HAVE OTTERS ON THEM! The flavors have names like "Sir Isaac Lime", "Little Orphan Orange", and "Alexander the Grape"...here's my contribution. No, that's not a real flavor.

A nifty request, as I don't draw raccoons NEARLY as often as I should...Banditt R'ven is the intellectual property of her creator, boyee.

I learned from this picture that there's only so much you can do with the "color" (it's an absence of color, actually) black before it seems redundant.

Also, look, I drew shoes!

Sentiments expressed on picture.

Boy, them marker fumes are a boatload of fun!

I was gonna have a cute description involving that song, "With a Little Help From My Friends" buuuuut I'm gonna make it short and sweet instead.

Anyone in this is free to kick my heiney.

I could never sleep my way to the top
'Cuz my alarm clock always woke me right up.

And Ron, I sure hope you're referring to some other Steff =p

I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say
And I'm learnin' that I wouldn't want it any other way
Call me crazy, but it really doesn't matter
All that matters to me is she...

If I travel all my life
And I never get to stop and settle down
As long as I have you by my side
There's a roof above and good walls all around

You're my castle, you're my cabin and my instant pleasure dome
I need you in my house 'cuz you're my home

=)

Stephanie, stop sexifying the cat. Stephanie...Steff, stop sexifying the cat. Stephanie! STOP! Dammit.

Because inside every woman there's a flaming homosexual man dying to get out.

Someone's gonna be a smartass and say, "Wait, I don't see a difference," but come ON! He desn't have boobs, eh? EH? YOU ANSWER THE EH!

Also I'd never dress like that. As a female.

Pick me up, oh, from the bottom
Up to the top, love, everyday
Pay no mind to taunts or advances
I take my chances on everyday

Left to right
Up and down, love
I push up love, love everyday
Jump in the mud, oh
Get your hands dirty with
Love it up on everyday

All you need is
All you want is
All you need is love.
All you need is
What you want is
All you need is love.

So, a long time ago, when the world was fresh and fertile...okay, not that long ago, but some time ago, when I first discovered that there was a fandom for the critters I tended to draw, my original fursona was one called Stefferret. After some time, I realized that I'm really nothing like a ferret at all--they're hyper and bouncy, and I'm...rock-like. Anyway, thought I'd drag up and revamp my old furry self for one last hurrah before I put her back in the box.

I was GOING to put this guy in the Pokemon section, even though he's not a pokemon, but I decided against it. It's not fan art, it's just experimentation with fantasy species, okilydokily? I don't even play the game. I like his shirt. I want one.

Moo. Birdboy product of the twisted mind of Will Newell and myself. Mostly him, though. HIM! I just draw here.

My half of an art trade (well, half of my half...I did two pics for 'im) with Milt Bonella, also known as Artik! Here he is, drawing himself. I was in a silly mood =p Since there were no reference pics of him, I sort of made it up...and in case I was wrong, I drew a second pic of a character I was rather sure of...

My gawd, that's a lot of pink. She belongs to Artik as well, don'tchaknow ;)

Nah, I'm not looking for love. I just wanted to use the phrase "single grey female". How do you like me naked? Coming up next from the cat-wolf: porn! Of some sort. Wee.

I should be building a portfolio, but instead I'm talking about magarine. Bad me. No, really. This guy can turn into a cactus, ya know. But not under his own will.

I have this horrible tendency to anthropomorphicize (is that a word?) pretty much any animal I can get a picture of. This is Cat. Yeah, just Cat. Not Catherine, Cat. Her former name was Oreo and she's not this sexy in RL, at least I assume (I've only seen pictures...for all I know...). Cat is...uh...not copyright anyone, because she's an actual critter.

Joshua and Serendipity, dancing the night away. Josh is being very out of character here, he’s typically a paranoid hypochondriac workaholic. “It’s almost like being in LOVE!” Lately I have been doing backgrounds such as this a lot, I think it’s just because I don’t want a white background, but come on, it’s pretty spiffy.

And yeah, she's a reptile, so she doesn't have breasts...but she's got hair. I confuse myself sometimes.

You knew she was a Fight Club fan...
But you never thought she'd go this far.

Yeah, I know, I have violated the holiness that is a wonderful novel (and movie) by Chuck Palahniuk (and 20th Century Fox)...but dammit, it's not *that* bad.

Using it as advertising (oh, God, another violation *cringes*) for my weekly comic strip, located at http://www.geocities.com/dodgeqdart/, and updated every Monday. Go see it, I'll give you a Pop Tart and some soap from the Paper Street Soap Company. Go on...

It's MOOOOOCHA! Mocha be a mink. Yep. She's the intellectual property of Sue Katowich, whose artwork is so cute you'll become diabetic, or if you're already diabetic, send your blood sugar toward the heavens. Weeeha! Check out Sue's website, http://suesrock.cjb.net, and gape at all the too cute art. But don't blame me ^.^

I was thinking of shoulders, for some reason. Arms inspired by those of Tyler Dudren in the movie Fight Club (yeah, I know it's Bradd Pitt, but it's more comforting to think of my inspiration as Tyler =p). This is basic anatomy work, in all honesty (I love the arms). Also my newfound love: blue pencils. Weeee! I suspect this'll get moved to the sketches section, even though I cleaned it up quite a bit.

My half of an art trade! I was in a silly mood so she got a Teenage Mutant Ninja Marshmallow on her nose =) Tymere and her species be © Cameron Culver. Check out her art here on the VCL, it be spiffy!

"Inside ourselves...a hidden sun that burns and burns...but never cause any harm to anyone..."

Not quite sure what's happening here, but I like it =) Lyrics and inspiration for the pic belong to the Barenaked Ladies.

The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

The second rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

[[Re-upload. Sorry, Ch'marr, I think I fixed it ^.^]]

Kh'wyn posted a request on the forum, and I took him up on the offer =)

Bubbles the sexy dragonette © Kh'wyn, whose art is darn spiffy and you must check out now! Weeee!

Heya folks! This will be my last comic upload of Surreal Mentality here, because frankly I don't want to swamp my archive with comics. If you enjoy my strip (check the rest of my archive for the previous ten) then you can see a new one weekly at http://www.geocities.com/dodgeqdart/. If it doesn't work, run with it, seems to be my motto here. Let's see how far I get.