A gift for Mica

A little gift for Mica over on DeviantArt, where I'm not quite yet. See, I draw girls sometimes.

Mike 2501

A commission for Mike 2501 on FA. Many thanks!

Reclining

Commission for Morghus. I might need to take a break from commissions and draw something that isn't a bat soon.

Mother and Child

Two generations of a family of witches. More character designs I have no plans to do anything with. Some day, eventually, maybe I'll try to roll all these stray personas I've got floating around into a comic or something.

Art trade with Mottenfest

An art trade with Mottenfest that I took entirely too long to do.

Magister Garrok and his faithful familiar, Perception Check

My first commission for MuGamma, who so far has taken the fullest advantage of the fact that I don't actually charge for backgrounds.

Objec--waitasec

There were a few different versions of this picture for PeterKitty, but these are the only two I'm posting here.

Objection!

Another commission/request/whatever for Peterkitty on FA, who paid for this one with a copy of Rhythm Heaven. Toge-ther now WAAAAGH

Avatar for Peterkitty

An avatar done in watercolor for Peterkitty, who paid for it with a Gamestop gift card. I may also be convinced to accept payment for commissions in online pizza orders.

Victini for Bolo

Bolo_CuteFox from FA with his Victini! I assume it's his. I am glad to know there's a legendary Pokémon that's about a foot tall.

Grovyle for Magitalon

Grovyle for Magitalon on FA. Go, Grovyle! I don't really know anything about this guy, but he's pretty neat-looking. Bulbapedia seems to suggest he's really into jumping. Whatever makes you happy, Grovyle.

$5 Pokémon Commissions!

My sister did it because someone else did it and now I'm doing it, too: in order to finance a copy of Pokémon White - my first foray into the franchise since Pokémon Red - I'm now taking some tiny Pokémon commissions! For $5 USD you can name your 'mon, any 'mon, any gen, normal or shiny or otherwise, and I will give you something like this in return.\r\n\r\nPayPal payments to taiunimpressive at gmail!

Meowth for PeterKitty

A Meowth for PeterKitty on FA. Not the talking one from Team Rocket. But man, Team Rocket was awesome.

Minccino for Wolven447

Minccino for Wolven447 on deviantART. According to Bulbapedia, this creature's ears get bigger and bigger as it gets stronger until they can dwarf an entire building. Okay not really but geez look at those things. I think I actually drew them a little -too small-. There's another Pokémon who's supposed to have amazing hearing and it's got nothing on these things.

Quilava for GojiTheFox

A Quilava for GojiTheFox on FA. This guy is totally punk! It was really, really hard not to give him a nose ring.

Team for Rufus5

An Arcanine, Scyther, Nidoking, Sandslash, Umbreon, and Tentacruel for Rufus5 on FA. I kinda guessed semi-wildly at the scale of all these things based on Bulbapedia's height listings and images.

Sandslash for Immelmann

A Sandslash for Immelmann on FA. Wooo, gen 1! I actually haven't touched these games since Red, so this is one of very few of my requests that I actually knew what it was.

Suicune for Wolven447

Suicune for Wolven447 on deviantART. Skimming the backstory for this thing on Bulbapedia kinda makes me wonder when and how this franchise's stories got so epic and involved. Personally, my quest remains simply to be the very best, like no one ever was.

Pokemon for WyvernSage08 Part 1

Lucario, shiny Lucario, Mightyena, and Manectric for WyvernSage08 on FA. One of my favorite quirks in Pokémon is that the wildlife grows natural features that resemble clothes, like Lucario's poofy shorts.

Pokemon for WyvernSage08 Part 2

Feraligatr, Arcanine, Luxray, and Nidoking for WyvernSage08 on FA. Apparently Nidoking is popular with furries! I never knew and I am honestly kind of baffled by this, because he is pretty much one of the gooniest things from gen 1.

Someone needs a shear

Good lord, look at this prancing fruitcake. I should try drawing someone masculine some time.

Chiropteran Quatrina

My sister, to my knowledge, has no interest in furry whatsoever. But I rendered her as a fellow freaky animal person anyway, in a simplified rendition of some jeans she painted up herself.

Happy Birthday!

A quick-yet-still-late birthday gift for Raoul! This is the guy who first recommended Demon's Souls to me, which makes him directly responsible for more of my profanity than any of my other friends.

Victory pose

A commission for Peter, of him and Biscuits. Put on some pants, you guys, SHEESH

Catching Autumn

A commission for PeterSiamese. I never watched much Bob Ross, so I never learned how to paint Happy Trees, but at least these ones don't look like they're about to hang themselves in despair.

How I waste my time

Dragon Quest IX: When I found out I'd have eight faces to choose from in creating characters, my first thought was, "bullshit. Akira Toriyama can't draw eight different faces." I was right.\r\n\r\nCivilization V: Despite how many new World Wonders there are in this game, I predicted correctly that the new Cowboys Stadium would not be featured among them. SUCK ON THAT, NFL HYPE MACHINE\r\n\r\nRecettear: I just got Tielle and I really don't like her. I don't like her attacks or her specials or her inability to dash and I cannot convince her to survive. But I feel obligated to level her up because she's there.\r\n\r\nBarkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden: This game is amazing and you should play it.

How I waste my time, part 2

Zone of the Enders: My aim is terrible! It's almost like I'm some kid that stumbled blindly into a cockpit instead of a real pilot.\r\n\r\nBorderlands: I can also be seen playing the Siren when I'm moonlighting as a skunk. But bats are predisposed to sniping, it seems.\r\n\r\nAncient Land of Ys: Yes, the DOS original. I was expecting this game to be absolutely awful from what I heard about its "run into enemies and hope they die before you do" combat, but it's actually pretty fun! You just have to attack from an angle to avoid getting mauled. \r\n\r\nEtrian Odyssey III: Oh geez. I have a character limit here, but see FA.\r\n\r\nEcoQuest 2: The little fruit bat in this game pretty much fills the "damsel in distress" role. You rescue her multiple times and you get a kiss from her at the end. Awww!

How I waste my time, part 3

Pokémon: No points for guessing which Pokémon I take with me absolutely everywhere - it's Swoobat. His name is Bartleby, and his strange mono-ear perplexes me, but he is awesome all the same.\r\n\r\nLa Mulana: Every few months I'll pick this game up until I get horribly stuck again. But I've come surprisingly far without doing any cheating or looking anything up, so I can't start now.\r\n\r\nDrakkhen: As an adult I see all sorts of surprising things here that I never noticed as a kid: an open world you can explore freely, a story of civil war among clans of dragons, name spellings that suggest a unique language, combat strangely reminiscent of Final Fantasy XIII, and oh yeah, GIANT DRAGON TITS.\r\n\r\nThe Black Cauldron: "Use it wisely" means "shout it on every screen until something happens".

How I waste my time, part 4

Dragon View: These guys might actually be the most obnoxious enemy I've ever seen in any video game. They are equal parts the Red Arremer from Ghosts 'n' Goblins and the dog from Duck Hunt.\r\n\r\nNelson Tethers: Yeah, I'm not claiming unique insight here.\r\n\r\nSuper Castlevania IV: I will one-credit this game. But first I have to stop getting punk'd by this one stupid merman.\r\n\r\nThe Binding of Isaac: Some games are unfortunate tragedies, otherwise great works completely ruined by a single stupid design decision. The Binding of Isaac is a mostly-fun Roguelike/shooter that's impossible to enjoy because the entire experience reeks of the most retarded Newgrounds vomit.\r\n\r\nDungeon Defenders: I can't say that much about the game itself, but the interface has some hilariously awkward failings.

Games I have been playing, part 5

Athena: Ahahaha, this game is so hilariously unfair. It wants to be a typical arcade quarter-sucker, but it's way too discouraging for that. God help me, though, I think I actually legitimately enjoy this game sometimes.\r\n\r\nEl Shaddai: This actually is one of my all-time favourites, though. It's absolutely gorgeous, the combat is fun, and the story is rich with that unique brand of lunacy that can only come from a Japanese video game about Abrahamic religion.\r\n\r\nDark Souls: Hi! My name is Gavin and I'm a wanderer. I enjoy backtracking, bullshit disguised as difficulty, and making ridiculously brutal games even harder by spending all my equipment upgrades really stupidly.\r\n\r\nBattle Fantasia: Cedric is totally stealing my look! Except I don't borrow my shorts from Lara Croft.